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[johnhancock]

this is great and all but where the fuck is the bar?

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[gone_to_rust]

...I was going to make some kind of joke, but no I also want to know where the bar is. Never too late to take up a new hobby, right?

[johnhancock]

have you ever even had booze before

i mean, i'm all for enthusiasm for drink and drug, but do they even have liquor where you come from?

[gone_to_rust]

Welllll

A couple times, but not from home. I wasn't in good with the small handful of guys who had all the illegal booze.

[nothingtoremember]

Yes, but what would we call the new bar?

[johnhancock]

first of all, they've got some kinda booze smugglin or boot-leggin' operation back in evil amish hell? really?

second of all you've actually drank before??

[gone_to_rust]

Yup. Some kind.

I sure have. So've Aggie and Walter. Because I'm nice and share my finds.

[johnhancock]

don't get cute with me

[johnhancock]

and you're full of shit

[johnhancock]

you can't convince me precious innocent sullivan has ever touched a drop of alcohol

ain't gonna work

[johnhancock]

i could come up with something on-brand, i'm sure

[unholyknife]

uh....

[gone_to_rust]

That's gonna be hard, with a face like this.

[gone_to_rust]

Do you wanna tell him or should I?

[gone_to_rust]

Whichever one is the beer, I guess. Washington? Adams? I don't know.

[johnhancock]

your face is illegal

[johnhancock]

i don't listen to LIES

[gone_to_rust]

Well why would you only touch a single drop at a time

That's not very efficient.

[gone_to_rust]

Oh no, is there some sort of punishment for this crime.

[johnhancock]

adams, the beer one's adams

i was thinkin' of maybe a pun about the cabinet or something, i dunno, i'm too sober to be witty

[johnhancock]

you are such an asshole

[gone_to_rust]

Yeah yeah, I love you too Hancock

[johnhancock]

i'm signing a bill making you illegal r i g h t n o w

[gone_to_rust]

I still wanna know what the punishment is

[nick_valentine]

She ruin some plan of yours with that little tidbit?

[nick_valentine]

Don't encourage him, he's bad enough already.

[johnhancock]

don't you worry about my schemes

[johnhancock]

that's a surprise

[gone_to_rust]

Is that some sort of innuendo

[gone_to_rust]

Oh it is, is it

[johnhancock]

uh-huh

[johnhancock]

don't be such a party pooper, nicky

[johnhancock]

it could be

[gone_to_rust]

Anything can be an innuendo if you try hard enough

[gone_to_rust]

And how long do I have to wait to learn my date then

[nick_valentine]

Well ain't that a hell of a slip-up.

[nick_valentine]

You could do with a little less partying, Hancock.

[gone_to_rust]

........It sure is. Thanks for edit-blocking me, Nick.

[johnhancock]

perish the thought

[johnhancock]

you're a real pal sometimes, nicky

[johnhancock]

see now you've gone and ruined the surprise

[nick_valentine]

Hmph. I'll try not to make a habit of it.

[gone_to_rust]

Oops

[atomosophobia]

You could always revive The Red, White, and Brew I suppose.

[johnhancock]

yeah, i like that. 4 for you, doc. was it a bar you know though? was it famous?

[atomosophobia]

I have no idea if it was well known, but I did drink there once or twice in college.